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GYM/299792458

FIG. 299792458 — HOODIE

480 GSM

FIG. 299792458 — PROJECTION A · drawn not to scale.
All garments are approximations of the garment they appear to be.

GYM ANOMALIESSTOCK: 47 UNITS

EVENT HORIZON HOODIE

$168

INC. VAT · FREE TRANSPORT > $200

COLORWAYBLACK

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SIZE

Our heaviest hoodie. Wear it once and every other hoodie feels thin.

↳ Heavy in the best way.

[+] TECHNICAL DOSSIER

FIBER: 100% combed ring-spun cotton

WEIGHT: 480 GSM

COLORWAY: DEEP BLACK

CONSTRUCTION: 480 gsm brushed fleece. Heavy enough to feel like a jacket. Lined hood with flat drawcords.

CARE PROTOCOL: Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry against the grain. Iron at your own discretion.

ORIGIN: Made in Portugal. Assembled under monotonically increasing entropy.

[+] TRANSPORT PROTOCOL

Ships in 1–3 business days. Tracked. Delivery times depend on: weather, traffic, three-body dynamics, your postal code. Returns accepted within 30 days. Refunds processed in finite time.

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