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Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//
Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//
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[+] WEIRD FACTS WE LIKE
- 001 Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.
- 002 Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.
- 003 A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.
- 004 Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.
- 005 The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.
- 006 There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.
- 007 Sharks existed before trees did.
- 008 A cloud can weigh over a million pounds. They just float very, very slowly.
- 009 Your stomach gets a new lining every few days so it doesn't digest itself.
- 010 The shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes (Britain vs Zanzibar, 1896).
- 011 Wombat poop is cube-shaped. Nobody is entirely sure why.
- 012 There's enough gold in the Earth's core to coat the planet knee-deep.
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