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Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//
Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//
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ROOT / ERRORS / //BRY-7
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FIG. BERRYTEE
280 GSM
FIG. BERRY — PROJECTION A · drawn not to scale.
All garments are approximations of the garment they appear to be.
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BRY-7 TEE

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A soft, slightly faded tee with a print that reads itself into a paradox.

It contradicts itself. On purpose.

[+] TECHNICAL DOSSIER
FIBER: 100% combed ring-spun cotton
WEIGHT: 280 GSM
COLORWAY: BLEACHED BONE
CONSTRUCTION: Tubular knit body (no side seams). Garment-dyed for that lived-in softness.
CARE PROTOCOL: Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry against the grain. Iron at your own discretion.
ORIGIN: Made in Portugal. Assembled under monotonically increasing entropy.
[+] TRANSPORT PROTOCOL
Ships in 1–3 business days. Tracked. Delivery times depend on: weather, traffic, three-body dynamics, your postal code. Returns accepted within 30 days. Refunds processed in finite time.
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