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FIG. GLITCH-HOODIE — HOODIE

470 GSM

FIG. GLITCH-HOODIE — PROJECTION A · drawn not to scale.
All garments are approximations of the garment they appear to be.

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GL-0x1F HOODIE

$174

INC. VAT · FREE TRANSPORT > $200

COLORWAYBLACK

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SIZE

Heavy hoodie with a print that looks like it came off a glitching screen.

↳ The flaws are the feature.

[+] TECHNICAL DOSSIER

FIBER: 100% combed ring-spun cotton

WEIGHT: 470 GSM

COLORWAY: VHS BLACK

CONSTRUCTION: Heavyweight loopback fleece. Cast aluminum drawcord tips. Sleeve print intentionally offset by 3mm.

CARE PROTOCOL: Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry against the grain. Iron at your own discretion.

ORIGIN: Made in Portugal. Assembled under monotonically increasing entropy.

[+] TRANSPORT PROTOCOL

Ships in 1–3 business days. Tracked. Delivery times depend on: weather, traffic, three-body dynamics, your postal code. Returns accepted within 30 days. Refunds processed in finite time.

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