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ROOT / SYSTEM FAILURE / //SVC-12

SYSTEM/SVC-12

FIG. UTILITY-PANTS — BOTTOMS

400 GSM

FIG. UTILITY-PANTS — PROJECTION A · drawn not to scale.
All garments are approximations of the garment they appear to be.

SYSTEM FAILURESTOCK: 47 UNITS

SVC-12 UTILITY PANTS

$168

INC. VAT · FREE TRANSPORT > $200

COLORWAYBLACK

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SIZE

Heavy utility pants with the kind of pockets you actually use.

↳ Pockets: lots. Hidden ones: more.

[+] TECHNICAL DOSSIER

FIBER: 100% combed ring-spun cotton

WEIGHT: 400 GSM

COLORWAY: BLACK

CONSTRUCTION: 11.5 oz brushed twill. Triple-needle inseam. 8 functional pockets, plus 2 hidden ones.

CARE PROTOCOL: Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry against the grain. Iron at your own discretion.

ORIGIN: Made in Portugal. Assembled under monotonically increasing entropy.

[+] TRANSPORT PROTOCOL

Ships in 1–3 business days. Tracked. Delivery times depend on: weather, traffic, three-body dynamics, your postal code. Returns accepted within 30 days. Refunds processed in finite time.

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