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Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//
Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.//Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.//A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.//Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.//The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.//There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.//
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CLEARANCE / LEVEL 3 · DOCUMENT BRTL-CLS-Ω

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CLASSIFIED COLLECTION · 04
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Capsule built around the Mandelbrot boundary. Released when the fractal converges, which it never quite does.

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[+] DECLASSIFIED FACTS · 12 ENTRIES
  • 001/ Honey doesn't spoil. Archaeologists have found edible jars in 3,000-year-old tombs.
  • 002/ Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.
  • 003/ A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.
  • 004/ Bananas are slightly radioactive. So are you.
  • 005/ The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer because metal expands in heat.
  • 006/ There are more possible chess games than atoms in the universe.
  • 007/ Sharks existed before trees did.
  • 008/ A cloud can weigh over a million pounds. They just float very, very slowly.
  • 009/ Your stomach gets a new lining every few days so it doesn't digest itself.
  • 010/ The shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes (Britain vs Zanzibar, 1896).
  • 011/ Wombat poop is cube-shaped. Nobody is entirely sure why.
  • 012/ There's enough gold in the Earth's core to coat the planet knee-deep.
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