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GYM/π-RC

FIG. POINCARE — HEADWEAR

240 GSM

FIG. POINCARE — PROJECTION A · drawn not to scale.
All garments are approximations of the garment they appear to be.

GYM ANOMALIESSTOCK: 47 UNITS

RECURRENCE CAP

$42

INC. VAT · FREE TRANSPORT > $200

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The cap you'll grab on every bad hair day from now on.

↳ Worn-in from day one.

[+] TECHNICAL DOSSIER

FIBER: 100% combed ring-spun cotton

WEIGHT: 240 GSM

COLORWAY: CARBON BLACK

CONSTRUCTION: 6-panel structured front, soft back. Adjustable strap. Sweatband stitched to last.

CARE PROTOCOL: Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry against the grain. Iron at your own discretion.

ORIGIN: Made in Portugal. Assembled under monotonically increasing entropy.

[+] TRANSPORT PROTOCOL

Ships in 1–3 business days. Tracked. Delivery times depend on: weather, traffic, three-body dynamics, your postal code. Returns accepted within 30 days. Refunds processed in finite time.

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